I'm pretty sure dog poo wouldn't taste great and I've no desire to see Ed Sheeran in concert, but when there's potential for a sensation like you've never felt before, aren't you at least obliged to try? It also means no chance of babies either. How to be a man. I wanted him to stop the whole time, but I was too scared to say anything until he asked me.
But every so often, you just wanna go play in the grass.